Strange lady: "Hey you better be listening to dethklok on your ipod."

Me: "Hey I have other songs to listen to." Hold up Ipod, push botton, and Q the song Prince Ali. "And the Monkeys and the monkeys."

In my life I have gone to two funerals and they have been nothing but awkward, depressing, and dull. Nothing to do but

make small talk and feel sad you didn't know them better. So I decided when I die I am going to put the fun back into

FUNeral. I am going to die with a happy idiotic face on, and have a thumbs up. I would also want to have snacks,

ballons, with clowns, the works. I don't want anyone to feel sad when I am gone I only want smiles to go around. It

should be a party and I don't want to be creamated so when I get put into the ground everyone should be there. They

drop me into the hole I would need to have a lot of woopie cushions below me so when I fall there would be a great

big POOOT. Everyone needs to laugh at my funeral.

If anyone would like to add anything that would help me have a fun funeral please add.




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